Ten Things I Learned While Watching Indy 4

POTENTIAL SPOILERS HERE

1) If there is ever any danger of a nuclear explosion, get in a fridge. You will survive without even a scratch, even if you're thrown hundreds of feet by the blast.

2) The US Military tests nuclear explosions a mere stone's throw away from Area 51, with no regard for the possible damage said explosion could do to the stuff there.

3) When swinging on vines in a Tarzan-esque manner, it is perfectly possible to pick up enough momentum to catch up with two jeeps that are travelling at high speed.

4) Snakes are pretty flexible and don't attack even when you're pulling them really hard.

5) Floors in university libraries are greased on a daily basis, in case anyone ever needs to slide from one end of the room to the other.

6) It is perfectly possible to survive falling off three waterfalls in a small raft.

7) Gophers are annoying.

8) English people can change sides more times than a tennis match at an Alzheimer's conference.

9) Aliens aren't as awesome as they should be.

10) Russians make for boring bad guys. Nazis are where it's at.